Happy Birthday to ma gurl Karen!! I couldn’t imagine this school year without you! I wouldn’t have anyone to listen to sad John Mayer with! #bae #dontcrykarenipromisewewillseeeachotherthissummer โค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜˜

Happy Birthday to ma gurl Karen!! I couldn’t imagine this school year without you! I wouldn’t have anyone to listen to sad John Mayer with! #bae #dontcrykarenipromisewewillseeeachotherthissummer โค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜˜

Would you look at what came in today ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ @ratchetredbirds

Would you look at what came in today ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ @ratchetredbirds

wavey:

cytolene:

translation: do you want to sneak out and watch the sunrise with me

actual translation: u up? cus im tryna slide thru n fukkk

wavey:

cytolene:

translation: do you want to sneak out and watch the sunrise with me

actual translation: u up? cus im tryna slide thru n fukkk

(Source: themobilemovement, via absurd-thinking)

panthvr:

halllleybabbbby:

what a keeper looks like

fucking want someone like this omg

panthvr:

halllleybabbbby:

what a keeper looks like

fucking want someone like this omg

(via absurd-thinking)

thotkage:

nsfwgpoy:

those nerds in high school who run like this

image

in my middle school there was a boy who wanted to be called Sasuke Uchiha and he wore a Sasuke cosplay to school everyday and one day he did this run down the stairs and broke his arm and apparently he told the principle it was the โ€˜Naruto runโ€™ and then we were all banned from wearing Naruto headbands and doing this run and Naruto was put down as gang activity at our school

(via absurd-thinking)

avianawareness:

THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER

avianawareness:

THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER

(via absurd-thinking)

(Source: laptopped, via absurd-thinking)

plasticbagvevo:

ketchupday:

plasticbagvevo:

never microwave a caprisun

what did you do

i microwaved a caprisun

(via absurd-thinking)